Talk About a Clout Goblin: Zero Dark Tony is Going to The FBI on EVERYONE

Say you’re driving down the highway in Florida, and you come upon a wreck with a smashed up hearse in the median. The back of the hearse breached and the casket has lurched out onto the shoulder of the road in front of you, with its lid broken open. There’s an alligator eating the corpse’s face.

That’s what Zero Dark Tony’s YouTube channel is like.

He’s a little shit-stained weasel on a 3rd grade schoolyard, and I really shouldn’t be writing about him.

But again, you just don’t see this every day.

I came across this today by Tony, and I had to memorialize it on AlanzosBlog.

I can’t look away.

“Whatever happened to Dana started way before me or any of you ghouls were around so the imaginary victory dance when I talked about Mike shows what lying garbage all of you are and at least she isn’t lying like this POS you are protecting is.’

“In this video, you will see that Mike [Rinder] talks about when he claims to have had cancer, but we show he is lying.’

“In his own words and timelines Faking any illness to receive donations online is a federal crime. He claimed very specifically “stage 4 esophageal cancer” I will be making a report to the FBI when I speak with them this week along with Karen’s questionable paintings, her reported eBay scams, court letters about her lying and Jeff’s activities abusing his PI license.‘

“I will be emphasizing the accusations against Aaron Smith Levin, when he needed to be interrogated by police in Florida regarding his questionable and suspicious Internet activities’

“Every single threat, video clip, every single screenshot of doxxing, every false accusation and illegal, active harassment towards me and Dana has been documented and you all are about to get fucked’

“I told you to leave me alone and you didn’t listen, and these are going to be the consequences’

“Every last one of you down to little nubbin Doug, Poe, Mark and Steveo will be in this report.’

“Ian has created a separate issue that is being handled individually with my attorney and the Virginia LE authorities.’

“Nora, Vanessa, Liz, Lara and Goldie are also part of the Aftermath fundraising machine and that is unfortunate but I will go easier on them.’

“I hope you didn’t buy a fake watch from Tommy. He gonna sing like a bird on all of you if it means saving his ass from going back to prison.’

“Thank you so much to “Tommy” for this amazing gift of his stupidity and greed. You have moved every shred of empathy that I had for any of you when I first came to this community to tell my story.’

“Today we gon learn”

It doesn’t get any better than this.

Elevator pitch for the screenplay: Guy gets in a car wreck and receives a severe brain injury which makes him extremely volatile and deeply delusional.

So he starts a YouTube channel.