Announcing the Tom Cruise Award for Anti-Scientology Fanaticism!


Alanzosblog is currently accepting nominations for the Tom Cruise Award for the most fervent & fanatical Anti-Scientologist!

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He’s the Steely-eyed Recipient of the Medal of Valor. Our Winner Must Muster the Same Fierce Countenance!

Qualified Anti-Scientologists must be fiercely committed, intensely militant & thoroughly tribal.

They must be uncorrupted by critical self-reflection & self-examination.

They must be driven, their nostrils flaring.

Some examples of the initial nominees include:

John McGhee – for such a high level of certainty that he can physically harass Scientologists on the street, be successfully sued for it, and be completely unrepentent. Man that guy is a total Tom Cruiser!

Captain Billy D – He regularly speaks about a “Call to Arms” and that he will “wipe Scientology from history”. When confronted on his fascist, rights-denying rhetoric, he holds firm and accuses whoever questions him of being an OSA agent! THAT’S the Tom Cruise level of lack of self-reflection and critical self-examination we’re looking for !

Nominees for the Tom Cruise Award for Anti-Scientology Fanaticism must demonstrate the following qualities:

  • Uncorrupted by Critical Self-Reflection & Self-Examination
  • Fervently & Militantly Tribal – Never straying from the tribal narrative and constantly enforcing the anti-Scientology narrative and information control on others
  • Accepts nothing other than 100% Standard Anti-Scientology – and knocks out all instances of squirrel Anti-Scientology immediately!
  • Applies Instant-Attack Tech on all Namby Pamby, Panty-Waiste Dilletants! Foom! BAM! (hand cutting through the air like a sharp karate chop knife!)
  • Their rhetoric must constantly contain soaring generalities of murder & death, with breathless & hysterical accusations of felonies, and extremely vague tales of Scientology abuse – most from decades ago!
  • They must never – ever – recognize anything good in Scientology or in any Scientologist.
  • They must deny that Scientology is a religion, and deny the civil rights and freedoms of Scientologists.
  • They must be a Total Tom Cruiser!

Which anti-Scientologists do you know who fit the characteristics of winning the Tom Cruise Award for Anti-Scientology Fanaticism?

Nominations accepted in the comments section.

6 thoughts on “Announcing the Tom Cruise Award for Anti-Scientology Fanaticism!”

  1. Great list of quals. Spot on with every point.

    However, I’m not sure the award should be called the “Tom Cruise Award.” To be sure, Cruise is pretty arrogant and a fanatic, but I haven’t seen that he fits the overall list. The one who fits it best is You-know-who, and maybe you should suggest he run this contest on his blog. đŸ˜‰

    • Well, you’re not really seeing what’s going on Twitter.

      This guy, who is a total Tom Cruiser anti scientology fanatic:

      Is egging on this kid:

      Violence to Scientology women seems to be what they are most proud of. And when I say they are proud of it, this comes from multiple conversations where pride is expressed very openly for these acts, over and over. They are complete anti-Scientology fanatics and they are whipping each other up every day.

      Unthinking fanaticism can arise in any group – even for all the best reasons. It has to be watched out for. Especially now, after the emotional manipulation of Season 2 of Scientology and the Aftermath because everyone is feeling so JUSTIFIED to take their revenge on Scientology and Scientologists.

  2. As I said on twitter, I nominate Dice and their socks–especially their sock ‘Mary’. But it’d just be Dice. They go to any lengths, including the socks who make up fake RL scenarios involving the ‘enemy’, when on a warpath. They badgered and harassed people to donate to a billboard campaign. They tell others to not speak to certain people. Dice, whoever, and whatever–man or woman–they are, is a real piece of ‘work’.

    I agree with marildi’s points about the name of the award. Maybe the Keyboard Troll Warrior. Or Ultimate Basement Dweller. Or Tone 40 Fanatic. Just ideas. Ultimately it’s your blog and your award to name.

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