Alanzosblog is currently accepting nominations for the Tom Cruise Award for the most fervent & fanatical Anti-Scientologist!
Qualified Anti-Scientologists must be fiercely committed, intensely militant & thoroughly tribal.
They must be uncorrupted by critical self-reflection & self-examination.
They must be driven, their nostrils flaring.
Some examples of the initial nominees include:
John McGhee – for such a high level of certainty that he can physically harass Scientologists on the street, be successfully sued for it, and be completely unrepentent. Man that guy is a total Tom Cruiser!
Captain Billy D – He regularly speaks about a “Call to Arms” and that he will “wipe Scientology from history”. When confronted on his fascist, rights-denying rhetoric, he holds firm and accuses whoever questions him of being an OSA agent! THAT’S the Tom Cruise level of lack of self-reflection and critical self-examination we’re looking for !
Nominees for the Tom Cruise Award for Anti-Scientology Fanaticism must demonstrate the following qualities:
- Uncorrupted by Critical Self-Reflection & Self-Examination
- Fervently & Militantly Tribal – Never straying from the tribal narrative and constantly enforcing the anti-Scientology narrative and information control on others
- Accepts nothing other than 100% Standard Anti-Scientology – and knocks out all instances of squirrel Anti-Scientology immediately!
- Applies Instant-Attack Tech on all Namby Pamby, Panty-Waiste Dilletants! Foom! BAM! (hand cutting through the air like a sharp karate chop knife!)
- Their rhetoric must constantly contain soaring generalities of murder & death, with breathless & hysterical accusations of felonies, and extremely vague tales of Scientology abuse – most from decades ago!
- They must never – ever – recognize anything good in Scientology or in any Scientologist.
- They must deny that Scientology is a religion, and deny the civil rights and freedoms of Scientologists.
- They must be a Total Tom Cruiser!
Which anti-Scientologists do you know who fit the characteristics of winning the Tom Cruise Award for Anti-Scientology Fanaticism?
Nominations accepted in the comments section.